The fifty contestants in the Miss Teen Dream pageant thought
this was going to be a fun trip to the beach, where they could parade in their
state-appropriate costumes and compete in front of the cameras. But sadly,
their airplane had another idea, crashing on a desert island and leaving the
survivors stranded with little food, little water, and practically no eyeliner.
What's a beauty queen to do? Continue to practice for the talent portion of the program - or wrestle snakes to the ground? Get a perfect tan - or learn to run wild? And what should happen when the sexy pirates show up?
What's a beauty queen to do? Continue to practice for the talent portion of the program - or wrestle snakes to the ground? Get a perfect tan - or learn to run wild? And what should happen when the sexy pirates show up?
This crazy, yet funny book about beauty queens stranded on a no-so-deserted island makes fun of reality shows and so much more. Fake commercials and fake reality shows included, this book reads like Gilligan's Island with beauty queens. Enjoy!
No comments:
Post a Comment